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US 2024 Election Predictions Masterpost (hexbear.net)
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Lets see your prophecies folks, I've got lathes for all

No takebacksies, I will find you and make fun of u if u end up rong

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[-] Finger@hexbear.net 12 points 8 hours ago

Alright, heres whats gonna happen- when the results are called in, Donald Trump will have won the electoral vote. On inauguration day, when Biden leaves office and shakes hands with Trump, he will be shot.

Immediately after, The gunman will be dealt with by the secret service. The FBI will conclude that the gunman was aiming for Trump, but missed.

this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
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