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I’m torn. Both Galadriel and Sauron say the other is a threat to Middle-earth. One has to be wrong, so whom am I to trust? Should I trust the Dark Lord who attempted to topple the White City of Gondor, dominate all life, and attempt to stay in power for eternity? Or do I trust the Elf Queen representing the coalition of Men and Elves who defeated Sauron when he tried to enslave the Free Peoples… but could maybe do more meet-and-greets?

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[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The twist is that halfling votes don't matter because Eriador is a solid Galadriel state. The only votes that matter are votes from small enclave of erratic Men in South Gondor

[-] geekwithsoul@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

Goddamn, it's always fucking Gondor, isn't?

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

The race of M*n, who above all else desire power

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