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Forest Service Won't Blow Up Dead Horses Due To Fire Danger
(cowboystatedaily.com)
For news articles which seem so much like satire that you're surprised they're not from The Onion.
For those who won't click through to the article: the reason they'd ever consider doing such a thing to begin with was not "shits and giggles" as I had assumed, but instead apparently to avoid attracting grizzly bears.