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Forest Service Won't Blow Up Dead Horses Due To Fire Danger
(cowboystatedaily.com)
For those who won't click through to the article: the reason they'd ever consider doing such a thing to begin with was not "shits and giggles" as I had assumed, but instead apparently to avoid attracting grizzly bears.
For news articles which seem so much like satire that you're surprised they're not from The Onion.