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[-] fizzyvelcro@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

Does she know? :o

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 25 points 1 month ago

It's an 18th century law. Her knowing is irrelevant to him.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Shh, don't spoil the surprise!

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

If you think she doesn’t, you haven’t been paying attention.

this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024

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