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[-] fizzyvelcro@lemmy.world 35 points 23 hours ago

Does she know? :o

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 25 points 21 hours ago

It's an 18th century law. Her knowing is irrelevant to him.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Shh, don't spoil the surprise!

this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024

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