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Trump: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (theonion.com)
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Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 50 points 6 hours ago

I'll take action on under 5.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago

Honestly, he's going downhill fast. Not that he was ever very uphill. But still, his faculties clearly aren't improving.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

days

[-] Norin@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

I honestly don’t think he makes it to January.

[-] zabadoh@ani.social 29 points 5 hours ago

If there's anything worse than the words "President Trump" it's "President Vance"

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

Start spreading conspiracy that couchlover fed poison to orange turd.😶‍🌫️

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Would MAGA in the government and MAGA voters solidify around James Bowman*, or would they tear themselves apart trying to be Donald’s successor?




* MAGA don’t allow preferred names, right?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Depends what the AM Radio Crowd tells them to do

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Will they all be able to stick to one script?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Given how consolidated the market has become? I doubt Clear Channel has any trouble corralling their horses.

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 5 points 4 hours ago

Inshallah

[-] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 7 points 5 hours ago

🙏🏻

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

What are the odds on 4?

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