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[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Prime Bottles = gatorade-like.

Prime Cans = caffeinated energy drink.

Not sure how they got popular with such limited selection and a flavor somehow more watered down than gatorade but shrug

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 3 points 19 hours ago

Aaaahhh that makes more sense.

The idea of these tranquil woodworkers blitzed on caffeine was what stuck out to me.

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