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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 32 points 2 days ago

White noise is made of samples with uniformly random values. If you generate enough of it with true randomness, it will include an audio recording of the past 24 hours in Kamala Harris's life. (Of course, you're as likely to stumble upon it as on any other possible 24-hour audio.)

[-] switchboard_pete@fedia.io 26 points 2 days ago

"I'm Kamala Harris, and I approve this blessage"?! You stupid monkey!

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I like that you perfectly transcribed her encrypted call with Biden but why is it interspersed with "snarky commentary by Ben Shapiro"?

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