Kamala Harris Appears On White Noise Podcast In Appeal To Sleepy Voters : theonion

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

Screw debates, I want to see who makes the best ASMR video

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 year ago

Vance couch fucking. Mics in the cushions.

Are you sure you want this?

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

🎶 let's get it on... 🎶

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago

Trump can rub two hamburgers together.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

just him gently chanting "bing bing bong" on repeat

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 32 points 1 year ago

White noise is made of samples with uniformly random values. If you generate enough of it with true randomness, it will include an audio recording of the past 24 hours in Kamala Harris's life. (Of course, you're as likely to stumble upon it as on any other possible 24-hour audio.)

[-] switchboard_pete@fedia.io 26 points 1 year ago

"I'm Kamala Harris, and I approve this blessage"?! You stupid monkey!

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like that you perfectly transcribed her encrypted call with Biden but why is it interspersed with "snarky commentary by Ben Shapiro"?

[-] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

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[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

I wanna see them both on hot ones

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Trump will melt by the 4th bottle

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Oops! All Da Bomb

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

I can't see him getting past the 2nd. But will it be better or worse than dj kahlids?

[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

:disgust:

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Translation for our East Asian friends:

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

White House Noise

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Oof, I ate this onion.

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Was it tasty at least?

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

The Sleepy Joe vote!

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