Kamala Harris Appears On White Noise Podcast In Appeal To Sleepy Voters : theonion

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 years ago

Screw debates, I want to see who makes the best ASMR video

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 years ago

Vance couch fucking. Mics in the cushions.

Are you sure you want this?

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

🎶 let's get it on... 🎶

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago

Trump can rub two hamburgers together.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

just him gently chanting "bing bing bong" on repeat

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 32 points 2 years ago

White noise is made of samples with uniformly random values. If you generate enough of it with true randomness, it will include an audio recording of the past 24 hours in Kamala Harris's life. (Of course, you're as likely to stumble upon it as on any other possible 24-hour audio.)

[-] switchboard_pete@fedia.io 26 points 2 years ago

"I'm Kamala Harris, and I approve this blessage"?! You stupid monkey!

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I like that you perfectly transcribed her encrypted call with Biden but why is it interspersed with "snarky commentary by Ben Shapiro"?

[-] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago

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[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago

I wanna see them both on hot ones

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Trump will melt by the 4th bottle

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Oops! All Da Bomb

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

I can't see him getting past the 2nd. But will it be better or worse than dj kahlids?

[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

:disgust:

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Translation for our East Asian friends:

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

White House Noise

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Oof, I ate this onion.

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Was it tasty at least?

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

The Sleepy Joe vote!

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