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[-] Davel23@fedia.io 76 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she's fat.

[-] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 18 points 1 month ago
[-] Davel23@fedia.io 51 points 1 month ago

She's so fat that I'm genuinely concerned for her health.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields' health

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 month ago

She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

She's so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Just fat enough 😋

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

She's so fat that we're worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.

[-] Cyclist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

You can't see my mom, she's dead.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 22 points 1 month ago

She's 2.3 million light years away. We're seeing her in the past.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Of course she's dead, she's in space...

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Fuckin' got them! Nice.

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024
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