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[-] demizerone@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

I legit had to do a second take. He would do this.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"According to this debunked racist quackery I'm the best person who ever lived."

My first thought: I can't believe this idiot found a phrenologist.

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I don't have enough phrens, Putin barely talks to me anymore, and un is busy playing blow up the bridge. I need a phrenologist.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Same. I could totally see him releasing a phrenology exam and claiming it was his health screening.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The only thing he releases is fraudulent blabber and foul odor

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