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Found this at Meijer (xpost)
(sh.itjust.works)
In this /c/, we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song!
All year round!
It just kinda lodges way in the back, ya know? Drops out when you least expect it. Seemed festive to mention it, though. ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คช๐๐คฎ๐ป
This sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I'm dying to know more.
If you're absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It's the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning... It's not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.
It's not the worst I've read, but it's definitely an all-timer.
It's definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one...
Hol' up. Do you not know of the Jolly Rancher?
Today I learned.
Happy Halloween, youngin'!