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Found this at Meijer (xpost)
(sh.itjust.works)
In this /c/, we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song!
All year round!
This sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I'm dying to know more.
If you're absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It's the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning... It's not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.
It's not the worst I've read, but it's definitely an all-timer.
It's definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one...
Hol' up. Do you not know of the Jolly Rancher?
Today I learned.
Happy Halloween, youngin'!