Found this at Meijer (xpost) (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Marduk73@sh.itjust.works to c/spooky_memes@lemmy.world

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So wrong...

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[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I think I read that fanfic.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

They don't have a jolly rancher in the middle, do they?

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Jesus... Even here on Lemmy that story haunts us...🤮

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It just kinda lodges way in the back, ya know? Drops out when you least expect it. Seemed festive to mention it, though. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤪🎃🤮👻

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

This sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I'm dying to know more.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you're absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It's the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning... It's not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's not the worst I've read, but it's definitely an all-timer.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It's definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one...

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Hol' up. Do you not know of the Jolly Rancher?

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Today I learned.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Happy Halloween, youngin'!

[-] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I know I shouldn't but... What story?

Edit: I googled it and I was expecting worse. Still not safe for life

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I mentioned it in one of my other replies. Google jolly rancher story, but don't say I didn't warn you.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

😏

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

They're pretty good

[-] match@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago

you've been sexualizing wednesday addams? i won't even suggest horny jail because I'm sure your world is a hell of your own making

[-] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

thank you, yes

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Ya. Why? Who do you fantasize about?

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Hope it's better than that awful cereal.

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