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[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago

How many of you disgusting perverts beat your meat standing up? I feel like this could be another version of the 'wiping with toilet paper' debacle where those on the standing and sitting sides can't comprehend how the other does it.

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago

are you telling me that some people wipe with toilet paper after they stand up?

[-] Zacpod@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

About half, it seems. Shockingly.

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I use bidets...but standing is objectively worse.

Jesus, how many wipestanders do I know?

how many have I been treating like regular people all these years.

bathroom habits you never thought you would hear about epitomized here:

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0O3ljAcdMQ"

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

A worldly man is ready for any scenario. Sitting or standing; it makes no difference.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

When duty calls, we answer

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Not typically, but, you know, it's happened before

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago

Gotta switch it up sometimes.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Whats wrong with doing it standing up though?

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 42 points 1 day ago

It is suboptimal. Should be done while on your knees with your forehead on the ground.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Ah yes, the tentpole method

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