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submitted 9 months ago by ccunning@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

No one knows the cure.

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[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That happened to me! Hopefully it doesn't get U2!

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The virus only gets ya, if you party INXS

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago
[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

One more pun and I'm calling The Police.

[-] Lenny@lemmy.zip 12 points 9 months ago

Do that and I’m fleeing to Europe

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago

Sounds good I will go to Asia

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Screw that, Boston's where it's at.

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Well it definitely isn't Chicago

[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 months ago

Why is everyone in such a Rush to leave?

[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

The Countdown's begun.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

You have to know when enuff z'nuff.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah, it's quite the Poison to experience.

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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