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In an appeal to the powerful voting block, Trump told a group of influential Amish megadonors that, if elected, he would make turning on the lights or plugging in an appliance a criminal offense.

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[-] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

But he gets first dibs on the teenage girls during Rumspringa.

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