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New Funniest Election Outcome (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Kamala loses the election, but Joe Biden dies before January. She has to be president for like, 3 weeks, before handing over the whitehouse to Trump. Hillary Clinton has an aneurysm due to jealousy and rage hillgasm

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[-] screwthisdumbcrap@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

Biden kicks it in early January, giving us 2-3 weeks of Kamala before handing the reins over to Trump. Years of Big Macs and Diet Cokes finally takes it toll and Trump dies in the ensuing months, leading to Vance taking the White House. Year of Four Presidents.

Not my idea, I've heard it floating around.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Even funnier if some Qanon adventure seeker got it into his head Vance is part of the Deep State and had Trump eliminated. So then we have a fifth president after Vance.