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[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 233 points 2 days ago

As a middle manager in a corporate hellscape, one of my few joys in life is setting logic traps for HR and making them choose between admitting company policy is bullshit or directly instructing me to violate labor laws.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

I would love an example, but can accept you can’t produce one without compromising yourself.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

The current argument I'm involved in is about an online platform that people can use to give recognition to each other. HR is telling me to give my team negative performance reviews for not using it regularly.

They love to remind me that there's an app that everyone can install on their phone. The thing is, my team aren't allowed to use their phones at work. So, the goal is to get them to tell me in writing that using this online platform is mandatory and that my hourly staff has to do it off the clock or face repercussions which is illegal.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 13 points 1 day ago
[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't go that far. There are people on here that would call me a monster for just being middle management.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 17 hours ago

Yet you continue the struggle against the chaos of bureaucracy protecting your team. That's a hero st the very least.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago
[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 7 hours ago

Lots of people talk crap about middle management but the Job is to protect the working class from the madness of system as best you can. That makes a good leader. I had the pleasure of working with really great managers.

[-] all4one@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago

Oh I like this one a lot.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago

Oh that scratches the itch.

[-] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 59 points 2 days ago

Doing the Lord’s work there, Sonny!

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

if it's the latter, just get it in writing.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago
[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

Theres something enormously satisfying about asking the question "And are you willing to give me that in writing?"

Then watching them squirm as something in their brain goes full Ackbar "ITS A TRAP!"

this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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