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Put on my boots, jumped in my F-150, cooked a rare steak, had a cup of Black Rifle coffee, poured a glass of bourbon... (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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...loaded my $15000 AR-15, bought some Dude Wipes, put on my Blu-ray collection of Clint Eastwood movies, told everyone I came across that I wasn't gay, stifled all emotion, had my wife make a sandwich and raise my kids, told my black neighbor he was "one of the good ones", shared videos of dead Palestinians, put on my "Mission Accomplished" bumper sticker from 2003, turned on my Joe Rogan podcast, clocked out at the racism factory, and drove to the polls here in Whitesville Texas. Brought my wife and kids too. We understood the assignment. We were adulting. We did a democracy. Donald is right behind me isn't he?

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[-] REgon@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Pictured: Me not telling somebody about the free bread for more than 5 seconds (the vein is bulging because I've ingested several pounds of pastries)

I did the exact same thing whenever I walked by the homeless encampments from work back to my house; I'd be a mess, maybe even pre-diabetic, if I didn't deliberately share whenever I hit the not-free bakery after getting once again pulled in by volume discounts.

Rad!