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Pain, suffering even. (www.youtube.com)

This mfer about to get $200M in funding for being CEO of a minecraft server with bots

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 64 points 2 weeks ago

I'm excited to share that I've recently reached Gold rank in Overwatch! For those unfamiliar, Overwatch is a softcore pornography game that requires a significant commitment to bitterness and abusive chat messages--all crucial skills in both gaming and cloud development.

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And more than the meat is the delicious worms within. The worms will set you free. They will make you stronger. Communists are afraid of your powerful symbiotic relationship with nature. They don't want you to have gains.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 45 points 4 weeks ago

>tfw no sorceress commie mommy president who is the living embodiment of baphomet

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago

Libs are now bullying our first neurodivergent president.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

It's clicky because I'm typing posts

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 89 points 1 month ago

"If you move to the right, they can't call you a radical leftist"

How many times do we have to do this

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[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 69 points 2 months ago

Of course this is the take. So now they're going to soften their rhetoric and just inaugurate him next week.

You can even straddle the whole civility thing while using the situation. "Of course someone use violence. Trump promotes violence. Look at Jan 6. Look at Project 2025. If you promote violence as a tool of course people are going to use it." But no, they're going to just say he's a nice guy who's a simple participant in our grand experiment and we need to be nice to him.

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[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago

Alec Baldwin strikes again

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago

Libs can't even commit to a shot.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

Not left or right, but some kind of third way.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

yeonmi-park citizens have to bring their own water and pour it down the slides while someone catches it at bottom. then they're forced to carry the water back up stairs to the top to do it all over again.

Also,

Yeonmi Water-Park kelly

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Straw Poll (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

There have been some very serious and very hurtful accusations leveled among hexbears today. It is time to purge our organization of bad actors and decide once and for all which games are good.

Rank the following:

  • Red Dead Redemption 2
  • Grand Theft Auto V
  • Horizon Forbidden West
  • God of War Ragnarok
  • Fallout 4
  • The Last of Us 2
  • Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
  • Metal Gear Solid V
  • Starfield
  • Marvel's Spider Man 2
  • Assassin's Creed Mirage
  • Elden Ring
  • Cyberpunk 2077

I have a list of which ones make you reactionary if you like them. Choose carefully.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 68 points 2 months ago

2025 Biden refuses to accept the election results and doesn't step down. Liberals do Jan 6.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago

"I'm Out Here in These Streets" - Person who pops up every 6 months and is definitively not in any street.

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