submitted 3 weeks ago by Crackhappy@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I am seriously thinking of commissioning a simple tungsten cube emblazoned with cuneiform style figures, set up on a stainless steel platform. For the legacy. For someone millions of years from now.

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[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

This might blow your mind, but I currently have a titanium chastity cage.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 3 weeks ago

Your schlong will not last as long as that material allows for. So I'd go with a titanium casting of it, complete with vulgarities, like the graffiti in Pompeii

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

A titanium cage and a tungsten buttplug for balance.

both should have RGB for safety at night.

this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024

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