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Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers (lemmy.ml)
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[-] Shard@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

You need to be a naughty slut that deserves a spanking for that to appear.

You get a choice of free maid/nurse/lab assistant outfit as well.

[-] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 weeks ago

Yep, as written in the manuscript:
"Stallman's Sluts and Torvalds' Thots,
shall all receive some thigh-high socks."

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

This should be on a metal plate somewhere

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