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[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 51 minutes ago

Hey! Hookers are street working girls.

You find whores at brothels.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago)

Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?

And escorts?

[-] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 minutes ago

I can't believe my sleep addled brain read this as "e-scorts" like it was some new gaming thing.

[-] greybeard@lemmy.one 1 points 1 minute ago

Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for "eScorts: Uber for hookers".

[-] boreengreen@lemm.ee 3 points 29 minutes ago

GNU\Linux awareness is a good thing for everyone! If everone was aware; we would have better alternatives across the board.

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 12 points 1 hour ago

Lol still trying to decide if the linuxsucks community is entirely genuine.

[-] CTDummy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 hour ago

Considering the mod will ban you for expressing literally the same sentiment as the OP and was posting multiple time daily, I think they are.

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago
[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 points 1 hour ago

Very strange because the shoe fits. Most Linux users are masochists in some way. They actually enjoy understanding and configuring their software.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago

Hey baby, I got all the distros and we can try them all, all night long.

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

Even Gentoo? 👉☺️👈

[-] Zier@fedia.io 40 points 4 hours ago

Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!!

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 hour ago

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Let's be honest, that sounds like heaven.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I'd be giving them money hand over fist.

Literally

And figuratively

#SexWorkIsRealWork

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

Heck, I'd probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

Who's got time for sex when there's ricing to be done!

[-] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 9 minutes ago

You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.

[-] Grenfur@lemmy.one 7 points 3 hours ago

As long as both remain free and open source I'll allow it.

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Because they are wise in the ways of the world.

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

I don't care that Linux is talked about here. It's just insufferable having people commenting with this superior attitude about it making it seem like the second coming. It's just as bad as aggressive vegans and cryptobros.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 hour ago

Hope you like your new saviour, Crappy AI Generated Arch Jesus!

Does that really happen though? Maybe I just don't notice it.

I guess it comes up in any thread about windows, in the same way a post about "google chrome adds whatever anti-feature" is going to have comments saying "firefox is way better".

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 2 hours ago

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord Tux?

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.

I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.

[-] Flatfire@lemmy.ca 93 points 5 hours ago

Frankly, I don't have a problem with anyone who uses linux, I do too. I just get tired of the same stupid circlejerks that paint it as some kind of perfect alternative to existing mainstays. I like it, you like it, Lemmy is a deeply nerdy subsect of diehard FOSS ideologies and the power of the personal computer. But dear god is it kind of insufferable at times when it's preaching to converts, and I imagine even less pleasant for those who just don't have a desire to care.

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 9 points 3 hours ago

Second.

That blue screen of death post which recently said that Windows users live in fear of losing everything was a perfect example. As is this bullshit shower thought.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

On the other hand, my only remaining Windows machine routinely bluescreens with 0xDEADDEAD, which is never supposed to happen (it's a test code, for a deliberately initiated crash).

I think the last time I got a kernel panic on a Linux machine was 2011, and it was an mp3 player that was definitely not designed to run Linux.

[-] ApollosArrow@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

I will say there were times I wanted to ask certain questions, and was sure I would just be met with multiple “switch to linux” responses. I just used google to try and find answers on Reddit.

[-] Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

Microsoft makes stupid decision for Windows = There's always someone writing up paragraphs of how they switched to Linux via Mint, like they're about to convert swathes of people to do the same. Insert meme where Obama is giving himself a medal.

[-] TrippyHippyDan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I think the biggest problem is the fact that it is a three-pronged Choice.

Where two of them are fighting each other to become the biggest dumpster fire and the last one is just trying to function.

Its like the American political system. 😂

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[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 53 points 6 hours ago

They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

It gives a whole new meaning to my buddy's Ford escort.

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[-] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

Oh, I'm sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.

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