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[-] Subtracty@lemmy.world 51 points 17 hours ago

1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?

[-] CaptainSkipper@feddit.org 52 points 17 hours ago
[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Floridians don't want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 15 hours ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

So rather than anywhere in Florida, we're talking just the tip of America's penis.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 15 hours ago

Yes. Just the tip. I promise.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn't believe that there's crocodiles in the US either!

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)
  1. ???
  2. Profit.

Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago
  1. And in your backyard!
[-] babybus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

But where do I get a crocodile?

We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you'll match with one.

[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 10 points 15 hours ago

Comes with the spirit halloween set.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago

How do you get a lab coat on said Crocodile?

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