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Do you have cat? (lemmy.world)

Translation:

Cat: Do you have cat?

Girl: No

Cat: Now you have one!

Girl: And that's how I got a cat.

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[-] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 68 points 2 days ago

I mean … yeah, that how it works, actually.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

i was going to say that's how i got my cat. he LITERALLY walked in the door, jumped up on the couch and never left. lol

16 years later and he's still here on the couch next to me.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 17 points 2 days ago

That's delightful.

I imagine his origin story, as an alley cat talking to another alley cat:

"Those house cats have it so nice. I wish I could have that."

"Bro. Just pick a human. They're push-overs."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah. You just wait for their door to open and then pick your spot in the couch."

"That easy?!"

"It's that easy."

"I'm gonna do it."

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

You're not far off the mark. One tomcat I had once brought with him a new cat, a girl I hadn't seen before. He shared his food with her and now she lives here as well.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Would be funny if he brought a different cat every week.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

he did it and now he's fat and lazy like i am. lol

this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2024
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