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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka (theonion.com)
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[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago

You can tell this is from The Onion, because their sick relationship probably never soured.

[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 weeks ago

... Because they absolutely would have just taken turns

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

Eiffel Tower or Devil’s?

[-] coyootje@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, there was that post earlier today about someone having about 100 hours of voice recordings of interviews with Epstein about shit Trump told him, about the white house and otherwise.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Supposedly it did, but because Trump kept saying the quite part loud.

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