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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka (theonion.com)
submitted 2 years ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 95 points 2 years ago

Alright. At what point do we admit that The Onion is just serving out legitimate factual stories?

This absolutely happened, right?

[-] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 40 points 2 years ago

It took me quite the moment to realize this was the onion so likely yes.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I straight up ate the onion this time.

[-] Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Yes it sounds plausible but the timeline does not add up. When Ivanka was 14 they were still friends.

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago

Damn, got me. Didn't see the community this was for a sec and it had me going.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

Yup. I bit too. When the Onion is this fast it's hard to catch them. The Carlson Tucker one almost got me too.

[-] athairmor@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

This one too plausible for satire.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

It'd be hilarious if Trump publicly denied it, turning the onion into an actual news outlet.

[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

You can tell this is from The Onion, because their sick relationship probably never soured.

[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 years ago

... Because they absolutely would have just taken turns

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Eiffel Tower or Devil’s?

[-] coyootje@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I mean, there was that post earlier today about someone having about 100 hours of voice recordings of interviews with Epstein about shit Trump told him, about the white house and otherwise.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Supposedly it did, but because Trump kept saying the quite part loud.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Hmm, seems about right...

glances at url

ah

[-] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Well I ate that one.

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago

DAMNIT. I really ate the onion here. Good job.

[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Was literally you comment that made me realise what was going on. Lord everything is cooked ATM

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

Hot damn this one got me.

[-] maurice@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Trump aint sharing

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

"If I can't have her, no one can have democracy."

[-] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

I recently mused that it has got to be hard for the Onion to come up with something these days given how reality keeps catching up to satire, but this headline proves it's not just hard, it's downright impossible to satirize Trump.

[-] naonintendois@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

Wow I almost fell for this. Sounds so believable in today's atmosphere.

[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Imagine doing that every day for the next four years. Please vote.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

For Kamala, specifically.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

*Not-the-Onion

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 2 years ago

Guys, why are y'all just topping the least funny Onion articles? It's mostly political stuff ☹️

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