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[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

A crow-calling whistle and a small tin of peanuts.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Presumably the peanuts to lure squirrels, and the whistle to sic your black-feathered demon army on them, you sicko

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I’m indifferent to squirrels... but my city has hired a falconer to scare the crows away with hawks, so now the crows symbolize the oppressed masses being persecuted by the state.

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

What!? Why scare the crows away?

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/hawks-helping-keep-oakland-streets-safe-by-dispersing-crow-roosts/

while Baz insists he has nothing against crows, it's the mess they leave behind that has people crying foul.

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Nah, I'd feel rather blessed to trudge through crow poo on the daily in my stompers. SF is brewing something terrible. The crows will have their retribution.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Out there is someone with a hawk-whistle and a jar of raisins. I pray that you too shall never meet.

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I doubt the falconer would have any issue with me—I’m helping to keep them employed.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 21 hours ago

Look, would you stop being reasonable for a second and just fight already?

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

That’s what I’m secretly training the crows for.

this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
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