>Rich, white, slaveowning males living on stolen land breaks away from the British Empire to create a country even more favourable for Rich white males

>Nerds glorifying you to the point of godhood and preserving your hastily scrawled constitution to the death centuries later

Fellas, why are we doing a communism when governance was perfected by people who considered Scandinavians """tawny"""??? Look at the outcome! The richest nation in the history of the planet! Only 2 political parties that overlap 90% of the time! A fundamental ideology that's impervious to time and amendments!

They didn't want the poor masses holding power then, and the poor masses don't hold power now!

They wanted the coloureds to be an underclass of serfs and servants then, and the coloureds are still largely serfs and servants now!

They wanted imperialism and genocide then, and they're still doing imperialism and genocide now!

They wanted women to be second class citizens then, and women are still second class citizens now!

The rich wrote the laws then, and the rich still write the laws now!