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Tucker Carlson claims nuclear technology was created by ‘demonic forces’
(www.independent.co.uk)
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Is it possible he has a growing brain tumor, without the required substrate?
Maybe he has nuclear brainworms?
He also claims he was mauled by a demon while in his bed. Because apparently REAL MEN don't get nightmares or so. :P
You totally just know the demon he's talking about was a succubi, and that's totally him trying to explain to his wife why he can get off in his dreams but not with her.
No it was his four stupid dogs who heard a noise and scratched him galloping off the bed.
"Demon". Cripes this fucker will sink to any low.
I wouldn't have pegged him for someone who had dogs. Requires too much empathy and care.
As someone who volunteered in an animal shelter I can sadly say that is not the case, more frequently than it should be.
Yeah I wouldn't peg him either.
I’m betting somebody has.
If so I think it should be named Tucker Carlson.