The Great Serpent has risen from the depths once more to make everything worse; Liz Warren's "I'm a collaborator" speech (time.com)

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[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Look, some of them have cute bodies. Plus its not sex if libs aren't people, so it doesn't count as chea...oh I see why nobody dates me.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

volcel-police

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Look, were all in a relationship here, and if that means arranging us by internal volume and voring each other sequentially, maybe with some chanting and killer incense, I think it would be weird of me to be the one who breaks the chain.

Am I enthusiastic? Not really. But I'm willing to give it a shot, just in case its fun, or you enjoy yourselves and its worth. I'm doing this for you.