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How are rule? (sh.itjust.works)

ID: existennialmemes posted:

Instead of "How are You?" try these Dystopia-Friendly alternatives:

  • I see you're awake, my condolences

  • I hope you have some strong coffee

  • I can't wait for the aliens to invade the earth

  • You need to find a seamstress for your raiding party

  • Did any of your crops survive the heatwave?

  • I sure hope this reality is just a simulation

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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 13 points 5 days ago

I don't understand n 4, it's whooshing me loudly

[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm assuming it's that your raiding party are the people you do direct action with, and having a seamstress among you is super useful and important because they can not only create and mend clothes and other useful items like blankets and tents and banners, but in a real bind they could potentially sew up a wound, too!

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Tailoring is a profession, are they tank healer or DPS?

[-] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

None of the above. They're stealth assassins.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

The gom jabbar makes for a great sewing needle

[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I’m very much out of touch with most popular shows and games and such lol

Having said that, I looked it up, and if you're asking seriously and not just making a reference that's gone over my head, I think the answer could be any really, depending on the person and what other skills they have.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 5 days ago

Right, thanks. I thought it was making reference to some media piece or something else

[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Oh, it might be! I'm very much out of touch with most popular shows and games and such lol

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