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How are rule? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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ID: existennialmemes posted:

Instead of "How are You?" try these Dystopia-Friendly alternatives:

I see you're awake, my condolences
I hope you have some strong coffee
I can't wait for the aliens to invade the earth
You need to find a seamstress for your raiding party
Did any of your crops survive the heatwave?
I sure hope this reality is just a simulation

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[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 25 points 5 days ago

These are written by someone who thinks it's normal that people in games just blurt out something like "patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter" as you approach.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago

The horrors persist, but so do I.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 13 points 5 days ago

I don't understand n 4, it's whooshing me loudly

[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm assuming it's that your raiding party are the people you do direct action with, and having a seamstress among you is super useful and important because they can not only create and mend clothes and other useful items like blankets and tents and banners, but in a real bind they could potentially sew up a wound, too!

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Tailoring is a profession, are they tank healer or DPS?

[-] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

None of the above. They're stealth assassins.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

The gom jabbar makes for a great sewing needle

[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I’m very much out of touch with most popular shows and games and such lol

Having said that, I looked it up, and if you're asking seriously and not just making a reference that's gone over my head, I think the answer could be any really, depending on the person and what other skills they have.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 5 days ago

Right, thanks. I thought it was making reference to some media piece or something else

[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Oh, it might be! I'm very much out of touch with most popular shows and games and such lol

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

Mellow greetings. What seems to be your boggle?

[-] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 days ago

Hey, I used that 3rd one this week!

[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

Dystopia hipster lol, you were doing it before it was cool!

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

lol those same aliens watching earth and seeing what we’re doing

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Are you vertical?

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

IMO recent US events are fairly solid evidence that we're in a simulation, and somebody is fucking with us.

[-] Grail@aussie.zone 3 points 5 days ago

This reality is a simulation. But it's not electronic like the Matrix, it's social. You've been socially conditioned to see what the owning class want you to see.

http://soulism.net/