Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America : theonion

[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

A lot of Boy moms out there found this similarly reassuring. “My son sucks, and I was worried his inherently entitled personality and lack of boundaries would really hurt his life trajectory,” said Tyler’s mom, Jeanne McArthur. “Nice to know nothing can hold him back!”

They came after Boy moms and killed it. I'm in love with them now.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I'm a dude but holy crap Reductress is hilarious. Bookmarked.

[+] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world -29 points 4 days ago

They sat on their hands for 108 days, and now they're coming out swinging.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 31 points 4 days ago

Yes, Reductress is the reason Trump won. Brilliant observation. Now run along, the grown-ups are talking.

[-] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 days ago

Blame everyone except the incompetent party

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 13 points 4 days ago

because the person that tried and failed to stop the criminal due to not being very good at it is the real person to blame for a crime, rather than the criminal themself

[-] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

That's so smart and insightful of you! You're so right the democratic party should do everything exactly the same all over again. It'll totally win them the election this time!

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 4 days ago

that isnt what I said, I said they arent the ones responsible for Trump, not that their strategy was likely to work after it failed this time.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I hope they fired those consultants.

What am I saying. They're still taking advice from the people on Hillary's campaign!

[-] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip -1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'll frame it in a proper way for you. People of America preferred a rapist criminal over a dem. You can blame people all day but it's a democracy after all and you have to be better than being "better than the opponent".

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