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[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

okay guys hear me out. what if instead they gave all 80,000 butters to me. i’m one or the most lactose tolerant people i know, and i promise to put it all to good use.

[-] eccentric@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

i promise to put it all to good use

You're going to take a butter bath, aren't you?

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

you don’t need to worry about that part. just give me the butter and i’ll take care of the rest

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