BrainBridge – The World’s First Head Transplant Machine Concept (brainbridge.tech)

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[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 9 points 5 months ago

Younger donor tissues reduce the risk of rejection and enhance appearance, with meticulous suturing and post-operative care to promote healing and minimize scarring.

Not an ominous sentence.

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