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[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 9 points 5 months ago

Younger donor tissues reduce the risk of rejection and enhance appearance, with meticulous suturing and post-operative care to promote healing and minimize scarring.

Not an ominous sentence.

[-] explore_broaden@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

Is this satire?

this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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