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[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 208 points 7 months ago
[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 176 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Can we deport this inbred, middle-school-educated Trump supporter and keep the Colombian industrial engineer instead?

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 56 points 7 months ago

I mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 40 points 7 months ago

.... Antarctica doesn't seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn't deport him back to us.

Could we Try there?

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There's entire deserts that would love to have him

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 7 months ago

You make a good point.

The sand consumes all.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

The penguins must feed

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

You'd be wrong there, they have police and they are in fact strict, the US marshal system does not fuck around.

[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago
[-] neoman4426@fedia.io 19 points 7 months ago

Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It's interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

To be perfectly honest, I'm not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.

[-] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Aren't the calculations easy? The energy is insane though.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Oh now you want to risk these unstable geniuses to be the first things aliens find about earth?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Where is Superman when we need him?

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

The ocean, out of an helicopter. It’s what they voted for.

[-] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

Colombia? Duh.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago
[-] whithom@discuss.online 7 points 7 months ago

That’s an insult to unicycles.

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 19 points 7 months ago

No, no. It’s moo; like a cow.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 14 points 7 months ago
[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago

It's like a cow's opinion.. it's "moo".

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

That's the point, he don't have a cow

[-] DiploRaucous@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

If it's a unicowrn?

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Them big ole cows with them horns whats in them roe-dee-oes with them there fellers a-hangin on their backs an also I think in italy where fokes go a-runnin alongside them cows seem to have two pretty dang-on good points atop their haids f’yous ta ask me

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Have I been living with Joey too long, or did that actually make sense?

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] zerofk@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago
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