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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

Who's gonna wipe his butt then?

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

Based on trends witht he rest of his staff

So he'll need another. Who's the judge who's been cleaning up his smelly messes and isn't imprisoned?

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024

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