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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 126 points 11 months ago
[-] tibi@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago

This is literally my cat when I'm in the bathroom.

[-] Xanis@lemmy.world 69 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: "Groom of the King's Close Stool") was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, initially responsible for assisting the king in excretion and hygiene.

The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course.

The office developed gradually over decades and centuries into one of administration of the royal finances, and under Henry VII, the Groom of the Stool became a powerful official involved in setting national fiscal policy, under the "chamber system".[1][2]

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

National Fecal policy

[-] avattar@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 11 months ago

This is Trump we are talking about, so musk's title is probably more like "Presidential diaper changer".

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 points 11 months ago

This is more info than we EVER needed or wanted to know about Elon's kinks.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago

This just in: Manufacturing efforts at the Tesla factory have been diverted to focus on building a bathroom door lock-picking robot.

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

"Musk SLAMS local locksmith, calls him a pedophile for opening the lock first"

[-] islands@lemmy.cafe 45 points 11 months ago

I approve of all this content painting Musk as an invasive little brat who has no boundaries and is desperate to try to buy his way into the cool kids inner circle. Notice me, senpai!

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Isn't that what they used to say about Trump?

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 36 points 11 months ago

This just leaves Musk to scratch at the base of the door and wave his fingers around in the gap beneath the door until Donald finally relents, allowing Musk to enter and curl up in the crotch of Donald's pants while he's taking a shit.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

feels bad about it after a minute and lets him

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

He's not going to wipe himself.

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Oh he doesn't like being follows into places that are meant to be more private when you're exposed? Wonder what the various women Trump has admitted walking in on thought about his similar behavior?

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 10 points 11 months ago

This needs to be an article series.

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

well somebody's gotta give him the blumpkin, right?

[-] Doom@ttrpg.network 7 points 11 months ago

And Eric will be damned if anyone else is taking that spot. That's daddy and Eric time

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Orangetard has enough shit in his pants he doesn't need anymore

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Nice. The spelling mistake makes it look like Trump soils pants just before donating them.

[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I cannot wait for what these guys are going to do with infowars.

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

Who's gonna wipe his butt then?

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Based on trends witht he rest of his staff

  • Trump had someone
  • he probably handled classified shit (heh)
  • either Trump tried to have him killed or he went to jail.

So he'll need another. Who's the judge who's been cleaning up his smelly messes and isn't imprisoned?

[-] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Brings a new meaning to "Closed door meetings".

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

I think you made a mistake, this is for satirical pieces.

[-] cranakis@reddthat.com 5 points 11 months ago

Nah, Trump poops and texts whenever Elon goes into a K-hole. It's a solid routine. 😆

[-] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 months ago

The First Lady is very needy in this upcoming administration.

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