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Almost ate the onion this time. Ugh, this timeline sucks.
I meam the reboots of wolfenstien caused outrage too. Specifically I remember wolfenstien the new colossus causimg outrage when it had the tagline "Make america nazi free again" or something to that effect.
It was that, and they had the audacity to have a supporting cast of basically hyper charged versions of people who were protesting against the Vietnam War and Segregation in our universe, who were basically terrorists/resistance fighters in their timeline.
You know, socialists, communists, minority races, women.
Was eating it right till I checked the sub.
So many headlines I'm like:
"Please be Onion! Please be Onion! Please be Onion!"
Looks at transdimensional timeline watch
Hour and minute hands are now bent at 90 degree angles, and mirrored.
God damnit.