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[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 45 points 8 months ago

This just in: Manufacturing efforts at the Tesla factory have been diverted to focus on building a bathroom door lock-picking robot.

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

"Musk SLAMS local locksmith, calls him a pedophile for opening the lock first"

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