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Sorry, not sorry. (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago

Aren't Java and JavaScript the same anyway?

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 96 points 2 days ago

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 43 points 2 days ago

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 2 days ago

I'm sure he'll clean the rug.

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