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[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Trump won. He doesn't need Musk's money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

He always needs more money. He's an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he's a disappointing sack of shit.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

Oh sorry that was me

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 3 months ago

He might not need it, but he wants it.

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