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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All (thehardtimes.net)
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

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[-] Today@lemmy.world 74 points 6 days ago

Sometimes the articles are just silly, but this one is worth the read!

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I felt compelled to read it too. Haha.

Was not disappointed!

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