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Anon's first job
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this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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OP should take a statistical physics course to learn the difference between distinguishable and undistinguishable particles and its implications.
here you go!
your receipt
your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich...
Really, md5 in this day and age? If I don't get by order with at least SHA256 I'm out of here.
The SHA256 machine is out of order, buddy. Try the place up the street. Theirs is working.
coincidentally, the ice cream machine wasn't working, either
Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!
The checksum was verified when the bag was handed to you. You should not have ACKed the transfer if it didn't check out at your end. We cannot be responsible for what you did to it afterwards.
Could you please hash a timestamp into it as well, so i know you don't give me and old, soggy sandwhich?
Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.
Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.
The best I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn't have tomatoes in it.
Or get into NFTs? That community would gladly overexplain the term "fungibility" to you. Just give your wallet to someone you trust for safekeeping while you do your research.
Are we sure they even understand that concept themselves?