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Could have gave them 2 normal ones, 1 3rd one wo tomatoes.
My first thought as well.
Glad there are "normal" "people" around "here".
"Yes"
Poor dude.
Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?
Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.
Which one shouldn't I put it on?
Whichever one you trust the most.
I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.
Wise.
Not if you want leprechauns. Chances are small already, but this would sink them further.
Whichever one you think is cuter.
I don't eat at McDonalds but I looked it up. They do have tomatoes with the Deluxe McCrispy.
One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.
Chicken sandwiches don't have tomatoes on them.
Good, because i don't want them
In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call "deluxe" "supreme" or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.
This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven't been to McDonalds in over a decade.
McDonald's varies wildly across countries and time periods, impossible to say without knowing when and where this happened.
This happened in fairytale land.
The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).
Depending on when this was posted it could be about the crispy chicken they had before the mccrispy. Artisan something?
This is so endearing
Post the full story
Is there more to it?
Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.
same thing happened to me
Yeah, it’s pretty common.
RIP in peace
Happens
yeah, this is the prequel to...
sir, this is a Wendy's.
If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant
Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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