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[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 76 points 7 months ago

Could have gave them 2 normal ones, 1 3rd one wo tomatoes.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

My first thought as well.

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 11 points 7 months ago

Glad there are "normal" "people" around "here".

[-] petersr@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

"Yes"

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 41 points 7 months ago

Poor dude.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago

Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 35 points 7 months ago

Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago

Which one shouldn't I put it on?

[-] don@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago

Whichever one you trust the most.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Wise.

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Not if you want leprechauns. Chances are small already, but this would sink them further.

[-] don@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Whichever one you think is cuter.

[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 18 points 7 months ago

I don't eat at McDonalds but I looked it up. They do have tomatoes with the Deluxe McCrispy.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.

Chicken sandwiches don't have tomatoes on them.

Good, because i don't want them

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call "deluxe" "supreme" or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven't been to McDonalds in over a decade.

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 months ago

McDonald's varies wildly across countries and time periods, impossible to say without knowing when and where this happened.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

This happened in fairytale land.

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 4 points 7 months ago

Depending on when this was posted it could be about the crispy chicken they had before the mccrispy. Artisan something?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 33 points 7 months ago

This is so endearing

[-] Nino477@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

Post the full story

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago

Is there more to it?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 31 points 7 months ago

same thing happened to me

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 16 points 7 months ago

Yeah, it’s pretty common.

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

RIP in peace

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Happens

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.

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