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This is so endearing
Could have gave them 2 normal ones, 1 3rd one wo tomatoes.
My first thought as well.
Glad there are "normal" "people" around "here".
"Yes"
OP should take a statistical physics course to learn the difference between distinguishable and undistinguishable particles and its implications.
here you go!
your receipt
your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich...
Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!
The checksum was verified when the bag was handed to you. You should not have ACKed the transfer if it didn't check out at your end. We cannot be responsible for what you did to it afterwards.
Could you please hash a timestamp into it as well, so i know you don't give me and old, soggy sandwhich?
Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.
Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.
The best I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn't have tomatoes in it.
Or get into NFTs? That community would gladly overexplain the term "fungibility" to you. Just give your wallet to someone you trust for safekeeping while you do your research.
Are we sure they even understand that concept themselves?
Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?
In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call "deluxe" "supreme" or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.
This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven't been to McDonalds in over a decade.
Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.
Which one shouldn't I put it on?
Whichever one you trust the most.
I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.
Wise.
Not if you want leprechauns. Chances are small already, but this would sink them further.
Whichever one you think is cuter.
One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.
Chicken sandwiches don't have tomatoes on them.
Good, because i don't want them
I don't eat at McDonalds but I looked it up. They do have tomatoes with the Deluxe McCrispy.
The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).
McDonald's varies wildly across countries and time periods, impossible to say without knowing when and where this happened.
This happened in fairytale land.
Depending on when this was posted it could be about the crispy chicken they had before the mccrispy. Artisan something?
Poor dude.
Post the full story
Is there more to it?
If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant
Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.
Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.
same thing happened to me
Yeah, it’s pretty common.
RIP in peace
Happens
yeah, this is the prequel to...
sir, this is a Wendy's.
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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