google “positive vibes only”
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also “hi how are you?” “good how are you?”.
“oh you dropped your smile!”.
look on the bright side….
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also you can’t get a job anywhere without pretending like you’re happy….
write depressing shit asking for help on facebook? that gets filtered out….
have a tragedy happen that makes you sad? watch all of your friends disappear….
women are especially expected to fake happiness all the time and never be angry….
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i could go on, but hey, cheer up! or else…