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Anon has an idea to get laid
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this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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Don't end it Anon, you just struck it rich my dude. The police tear apart your parents home looking for a nonexistent meth lab run by a nonexistent student and a photo as evidence which is a top search result?
The police union basically just handed your family 10 Million Dollars after a brief lawsuit against the city.
Man, that might happen for a high profile family/person. For average people in many places in the US, they'll be lucky if the police even pay out to cover damages to property, nevermind anything else.
Edit: and yes, I know this is just a green text and not a real story.
They'll be lucky if the police don't kill them in the raid.
Very easy to tell whether they will get killed during the raid, simply follow the Standard Police Academy Appropriate Force chart: